Ode to the Blingrupt

Check out Laura Rich's (Recessionwire) "Jabberwocky" parody, "Ode to the Blingrupt" using economic-crisis terms coined by Trevor Butterworth:

‘Twas ponzipaloosa, and the slithy brokerers
Did scofit and fraudit in the Davy Jones Index;
All bankholed were the financial sucktor,
And the drivelatives quantitatively fassets teased...